Cibai kah Mereka?

Aku sebenarnye dah naik fed up dengan scenario kat Malaysia nih. Macam sial.

Ni masuk yang terbaru, isu penggunaan kalimah Allah dalam Bible.

Haih…

Ape ke cibai la dieorang nih…

Aku rase aku ade beberape sebab untuk mengatekan yang dieorang nih cibai…tapi ni pendapat individu aku la kan…so ikut suka hati aku la..

Sekarang ni banyak orang duduk berdebat dengan hebat tentang pengunaan Allah. Wah, macam la kau hari Ahad kusyuk duduk pegi gereja hari Ahad. Jangan nak kencing la beb, ko hari Ahad biasenye memang membongkang kat rumah. Sebab Sabtu malam ko mabuk, so Ahad lu hang over. Tapi ko punye terrer dalam agama ko, ko nak pakai Allah ditukar kepada dr God kepada Allah.

Aku tengok rata-rata kat Malaysia ni orang Melayu banyak baca Utusan, Berita HArian, Suara Keadilan. Sikit sangat la yang baca surat khabar The Star atau Malay Mail. Yang India dgn Cina pulak mmg NST, The Star, Malay Mail, Nanyang Siang Pao atau pun Tamil Naidu.

JAdi kalau nak dianalyze, dr segi baca surat khabar pun ko tak baca paper Bahasa Melayu, tibe tibe masuk time Bible ko baca Bible Bahasa Melayu? Wah…Bagus benar ko nih… Ko memang cintakan Bahasa Melayu ke ape?

Tapi nanti dulu, ade cerite lagik baru. Sekarang ni timbul pulak dah siape yang curi siape… Name Abdullah curi dr nama Christian la, cara semayang orang Islam tiru cara Christian la… Haih…ni name die benak sejarah. Itu la, mak bapak ko suruh pegi sekolah belajar ko sibuk duduk pegi isap rokok dalam tandas nak tunjuk gengster. Sorhai.

Ini nama dia, tidak matang. Ini la yang bodoh dan bangang orang Malaysia nih. Orang kat Malaysia ni suka tunjuk yang dia pandai. Mane la tahu kot2 die sorang je yang belajar oversea atau pun dapat Dean LIst kat IPTA.

Aku ni pun bukan pandai sangat dalam bab bab benda cam nih….tapi aku ade la cadangan untuk penyelesaian…

JIkalau puak Christian kat Malaysia ni suke sangat nak pakai Allah dalam Bible die buleh. Tetapi bersyarat…

Syarat nye….seperti gini…tukarkan semua nama kepada term bahasa Arab..yang mana berkaitan…

• Christian tukar kepada Nasrani

• Gibrail tukar kepada Jibrail

• Jesus tukar kepada Nabi Isa

• Moses tukar kepada Nabi Musa

• Mary tukar kepada Mariam

• Abraham tukar kepada nabi Ibrahim

• Bible tukar kepada Al-Kitab Al-Muqaddas (dlm BM Alkitab Berita Baik)

Buleh? Ape ape perkataan yang co-related dengan bahasa Arab ko tukar la sekali alang-alang. Nanti tahun akan datang tak payah la gaduh lagik. Buat semua sekali harung orang kate. Ko jangan la tamah nak semua bahasa dalam satu buku> Ko ingat kitab ni Nescafe 3 in 1 ke? Ke kopi Jantan bersama Tongkat ali dengan jamu makjun? Ape ke cibai ko nak satu perkataan je ko nak pinjam bahasa Arab. Yang lain tak nak?  Buleh ke tak? Tapi tak syok la pulak kalau die jadi gini…

• Jesus is the son of God.  Terjemahan Bible versi keberapa ntah Bahasa Melayu : Nabi Isa anak Allah.
• Tapi kalau la anak cucu aku tanye…”Atuk..Sape datuk kepada Nabi Isa?” Aku nak jawab ape? Datuk nkau ke?
• Haaa… kan dah keliru dan mengelirukan dan mungkin mencari pasal..dah tak pasal pasal aku berdose… “Ya Allah, Ampunkanlah dosa dosa aku yang memaki hamun orang yang tak reti bahasa ini. Amin”

Eh jap… Tapi Bible kat Malaysia tajuk depan die Bible ( English), pengisian die dalam bahase (BM) dan khusus untuk God ganti “Allah” (Arab). Hmmmm…. Aku tahu la kat Malaysia ni korang pakai Manglish. Tapi yang untuk Bible korang nih? MaNglishArab. Eh, bunyi tak sedap. Aku cuba lagik. MaRanglish? yes.. Maranglish. Ada versi Bahasa baru yang menjadi standard bahan bacaan kepada orang kristian di Malaysia. Maranglish. Ishk…. Korang ni nak beribadat betul ke nak main main nih?

GIler la korang nih. Agama sendiri pun nak main main?

Menjawab la ko nanti kat Padang Masyar.

Ape ape pun itu lah cadangan aku. Gini la… ko nak beramal ibadat, ko beramal ibadat betul. Jangan nak cari pasal. ko sebenarnye menghina kitab ko sendiri. Ko tahu tak didalam Islam haram hukum dia memaki hamun ahli kitab? Die biasenye orang kafir la dulu yg start cari pasal. Contoh la, aku duduk senyap2 tak kacau ko, pastu ko datang jentik telina aku 2 3 4 kali. Punye la sbar aku cakap “jangan”. Kalau kali ke 5 ko jentik jugak, ko ingat aku nak duduk senyap? Akal otak ko letak kat mane yang ko takleh pikir nih? Otak ko kat ketiak ko ke ape?

Akan tetapi masalah ni takkan settle. Sebab masing2 nak menang. Perangai macam cibai la katakan.

Ingat la sejarah tentang isu agama. Ianya bukan 13 Mei, 13 Mei tu takde pape. Ade satu lagik… Nama die perang Salib.

Berdiskusi lah secara ilmiah didalam facebook ataupun blog. Mungkin maslaah yang beribu ribu tahun dahulu ttg agama ni buleh settle kat dalam facebook kot. Dan korang ingat masalah agama ni buleh settle kat internet?

Wah, manekah OneMalaysia aku. Kasar la bahasa you nih. Beb, aku dah fed up.

p/s: Harsh? Yup, tell me about it!

p/s kali ke 2.. bace nih..   http://www.islam.gov.my/ajaransesat/pdf/isu%20kalimah.pdf

Aku tak paham…

Aku sebenarnye naik menyampah dan muak dengan politikus celake di Malaysia.

Nak nak yang geng geng pembangkang penipu.

Apersal? semasa pilihanraya dijanjikan yang dieorang ni konon2 geng2 profesional dalam arena politik..politik alaf baru…politik tiada maki hamun…politik macam kat Uk, macam kat US..

Lancau….masih lagik politik kampung…dari 100 org politician kampung, nah nkau….tambah 200 lagik…

Tapi skang? kedua duanye macam celake..

Satu bende aku paling benci dan menyampah bile kutu kutu dan lembu lembu yang buat demonstrasi kat atas jalan raya. freedom of speech kepala abah nkau.

Gerakan Mansuh ISA konon…

Eh sial….disebabkan demonstrasi celake nkau, tak pasal pasal beribu duit aku short kene baiki kete sebabkan demonstrasi bodoh nkau nih…sape nak bayar?

celake punye penunjuk perasaan…semua celake…macam bagus je jalan atas jalanraya sambil pegang tangan…apersal ko tak pegang kepale kote nkau?

“beberape budak ditangkap”…dah heboh pulak yang si pembangkang celake…eh.. Yang mak bapak bodoh bawak anak pegi demonstrasi tu sape suruh..ko ingat ni perlawanan bola sepak ke ape..bodo..

eh….aku tak pedulik la ape nkau nak buat….cume nye…korang buleh tak lain kali pegi tunjuk perasaan kat felda felda ke…kat tempat yang tak sesak dan padat…..yang kurang sket orang…takde la jammed sangat…

bengong…ini nak demonstrasi kat tempat yang ade kedai aircond…ye la..kot panas, buleh sejuk kan diri sebentar sambil minum air sirap….

ape ke babi resolusi memorandum ko tu, ko pass ke kat FedEx…habis cerite…punye la banyak courier service kat Malaysia, dengan berjalan kaki jugak ko nak hantar surat…ko ni bangang ke ape?

kot ye pun nak exercise walkaton…sorang2 dah la beb..tak la menyusahkan rakyat marhain..

bodoh….macam bagus je nak protes…

eh bai….hidup lu fuck sebab ko malas nak belajar…dah ko keje macam sial…lagik nak blame orang lain…blame kepale otak ko kan lagik bagus….sape suruh otak lembab…sape suruh ko makan ais krim ping pong?

masuk universiti pun atas dasar kuota….lagik tak sedar diri…grad cukup cukup makan….dah la ambik course macam cibai….nak dapat keje susah blame orang lain….cett

aku rase aku tak akan paham…sebab dieorang ni macam bagus..

tapi…

dieorang ni sebenarnye macam…

kote.

Which one…

Some people say, you buy a property when you want to settle down. Reason being, man will have the tendency to cater the wife needs in term of logistic.

But some say, it does not matter when…just buy the property at your whim and fancy…

Hmmm…

Which one..

Why should i listen to them..

I will buy a car instead..

Hehehhee…

Temptation..

I cant sleep well.

I’m losing my focus.

And obviously i don’t like this feeling. Truth to be told, this feeling will surely put a dent in my wallet 9 years to come.

I first had this feeling when I said to myself that i need a commitment. Saw this car, unpleasant feeling. Wasting my time staring at the net and been crazy about it ever since. Bought it, done deal.

The 2nd encounter, when I was window shopping. Tag Heuer launched its Aqua Racer Chrono. Shit, cant sleep again. Bought it, and get it done with.

And now, I cant sleep well again. Haih, thats human nature I supposed.

When a human in need; wanting something, he will stretch that extra mile just for the sake of having it. And when you owned it, you simply need one more. And one more. And another one. And another another one.

Now..

Where is me moolah?

Power..

A wise man once said “to asses ones true colours, give him Power or Wealth”

Refer to footage 1:08,

What I cant comprehend, if so, what is the purpose of this particular party?

I wish..

The sentiment nowadays, we dont care if you’re improving or reviving or whatever jargon terms you use.

We dont care about 1Malaysia.

We dont even care about anything you do. We just want you out. Out.

We just want Ketuanan Rakyat.

Reality check, yes; PR will take over GE13.

I do really wish that we have an opposition of a newer breed. i.e. being very professional about it. You digest certain issue. Identify the problem and the root cause. Provide a solution. Based on facts and figures. A very ethical and gentleman like politician.

But the thing with Malaysian politics, most of them normally get carried away emotionally.

The way I see it, nope. It is still about hatred. It is still about sarcasm. The provocation and creating anger. It is still about cursing and condemning people personally in public.

Pakatan RAkyat, from the way i see it, is full of it.

Same ol shit, different day m8.

Sick Mentality..

Finally, I secured a job. Yess…

And yes, i got these quite a lot… “Which cabel ko pakai ni?”..

I told them that i didnt use any, they dont believe me. Looks like they dont have any good faith left in the system.

Maybe to them, its indeed true that Malaysia is a pariah nation.

Very little did they know that the system adopted by the Public Work Department nowadays was the “Cut-off” system. What it is really? Well, you need to google it yourself. Enough spoon feeding.

So, I went back and trying to catch up with old friends. And one of them is Mr X. To my surprise, he didnt pick up the phone when i called. Went to his house, straight to my face he said..

Mr X      :   Aku dengar ko org UMNO skang.

Me          :  Bukan orang UMNO, cuma menyokong mengikut logik.

Mr X      :   Sorry beb. Aku sekarang PKR.

Me          :   Pastu?

Mr X      :   Sorry beb. Aku terpakse terus terang. aku tak akan bersekongkong  ngan ko.

Me          :   Sebab ko PKR?

Mr X      :   Aah. Ko sokong orang yg corrupt.

Me          :   Dan sebab ko sokong PKR?

Mr X      :   At least PKR memperjuangkan Ketuanan Rakyat. Dengan UMNO, semua rakyat susah dan menderita sebab corrupt. UMNO hanya memperjuangkan nasib kroni, bukan rakyat. Keje pun susah nak dpat sekarang. Nak cari makan susah. Dieorang geng UMNO duduk lepak minum kat hotel. Adil ke?

Me          :   And dengan menyokong PKR, life ko akan bertambah baik?

Mr X      :   Mesti lah. Ketuanan Rakyat.

This friend of mine was my ex classmate during schooltime. We sat next to each other. Both of us went to Technical School to become engineers. True being a teenagers, we dont give a hoot about books. Its all motorbikes and snooker at that time. But here is a significant difference between me and him. I have the urge to change, whereas he doesnt. 10 yeara ago, both of us are at par in term of everything.

• Both of us went to the same school and the same class.
• Both of us ponteng school and went for a ciggies.
• Both of us sneak out at night to have a ciggies instead studying and doing homework.
• Both of us busy racing illegally on road
• Both os us spent more time in a workshop instead of school.

• The turning point when i put some effort to study whereas he doesnt.
• I got into the universities and graduate whereas he doesnt.
• I became an engineer whereas he became a general worker.

• And he blamed UMNO for his fark up miserable life earning RM1000 a month.

This is the core problem with people, and Malaysians in general. You have a farkin miserable life. But you put the blame on others. It makes you feel good by not admitting your fault.  But the truth is, you have a miserable life because you farked your life.

And yes..

Keep on blaming people cause thats what you do best.

Who’s to be blame really?

Sick and Tired..

Looking at the news; whichever platform it is, I’m sick and tired of Malaysia Politics.

Boths sides. Fuck em both.

Disgrace..

Nizar oh Nizar..

At first i thought that you’re going to make me proud as a fellow engineers. This might be the time when it is time for technical people to govern Malaysia, not some group of people who knows only to talk talk talk talk and talk rubbish without a solution.

You were trained and taught on how to solve a problem, not constitutional shite jargon.

But then, its seems that you’re caught up with these people and make a fools out of yourself indeed.

Shame on you Ir. Nizar..

You’re a disgrace to fellow engineers!

Underneath Pokok Kelapak..

What a joke..

Eventhough the blardy garmen shut the gate of the building, as a sign of protest; another sets of Bozo’s decided to have a meeting under the tree.

Out of so many buildings in Perak, they decided to have a meeting under the trees. And now, they got this SEPAKAT shite with a tree logo. WTF?

PKR surely has its own office. DAP surely has its own office. PAS surely has its own office. HEck even Singh is the King has his own office. I dont give a hoot if its a sign of protest some what not. A meeting should be held in an office; period. You are governing a state for goodness sake.

Fecking cerekarama.

Haih.. What the feck la Malaysia. A bunch of ignorant party governing, and a bunch of retard opposing in a childish manner.

Out of 25 million people over here, this is the cream of the crop? A bunch of ignorant retard.